I guess I missed the notification, but this time I remembered the name. Holy shit, it's here! If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired. The second thing it prompted was the declaration of a surveillance and research mission to Earth. Then a moment that would change our history came. Youre wearing the symbol of thisthis masochism on your arm and you dont know why your people believe it?, I know why I believed it, Jenkins said. If you encounter any issues, please contact Lord Licorice on IRC/Discord or email 4chan [at] thisisnotatrueending.com. Also stationed on the Flashing Hooves is, Moktep, an ambitious Bonthan Vice-Admiral. When I told my family that I had stopped believing that the God myth was true, they accused me of being evil and severed all contact with me. It was awesome. New to HFY? Not impervious, just highly resilient, I corrected. Jenkins later explained to me that Charlotte had praised what she saw as a war between her own religion against another, rival one. David goes hunting, gets hunted himself, gets into trouble, builds some armor and goes scavenging. I had not finished gathering my thoughts when there was a sudden violent lurch that knocked me from my feet. Our first contact did not go so well, however. Could you repeat your identification for me, please?, Abductee 907-42-96-53-3 Male. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. Then I started on Everyone Loved Large Chests (also excellent as long as you don't mind, or can forgive, the sexualization, but not caught up yet). Not just because of a confirmed Rashan POV chapter but because it sounds like we still have plenty of chapters to go :D. You have a wonderful ability to write and I am glad you are doing so. Some previously un-archived screencaps, a bit of OC, discussion. Heightened sensitivity? Responsible part of my brain: we should get to sleap, it's 2 am, All of the rest of me: OH HEL NO IT AIN'T, ITS PREY O'CLOCK AND WE'RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW. Ho-leee shit!! NameKevin Jenkins. I slapped the shield emitter to the power dock on my harness. You have to understandI come from one of the more civilized parts of my planet., Vedreg and I sat in silence for several minutes, absorbing this news. taps two fingers repeatedly in the crook of his arm. A group of anons come together to ask the question 'What if mankind invaded and conquered hell', including world-building and a full comic. It's not just the humans, the other races as well feel well realised, and you have a balance of things that scratches my hfy itch without making humans overpowered Mary Sues. One of the first . I didn't even need to google "grasping hoof. Jenkins nodded, and our implants eventually decided that he meant that a prediction had come true. I assumed you were military, I told him. Time for humans to bring out their super dreadnaughts or other superweapons lol (knowing humanity Im sure something like that has been built), The day has come! It do be crazy sometimes. David and Gron go hunting for a lost crewmember, but encounter trouble almost immediately. /tg/ talks about science and gawks at each other's cool shit. If I didnt have any experience, I wouldnt have even noticed. David and the crew begin work on cleaning up after the battle and discover a little more of the truth behind AI technology. You're a phenomenal writer, and I can't begin to tell you how much I'm looking forward to whatever you choose to write next! . Wow, I'm super surprised that the author of Spellgun or royalroad is also the author of an HFY I started reading 2 years ago on reddit. Only hope? Jenkins asked. I had been retired from the customs and immigration desk on the docking ring while my injuries were repaired, and instead had spent much of the last three groups of eight standard diurnals dealing with the paperwork and investigative work that had followed the Hunter attack. Oh heck ya!!! I was genuinely thinking about this earlier today. And we have other weakness. Maybe theres even a POW camp where all the races are together? David and SHODAN raid their own ships and do a little hacking. Hope I didn't let them down. The team is rounded out by. The Hunter had a clear shot and took it. As far as I know the original author never wrote anything else in the universe and never even identified him/herself which is why the author is always listed as anonymous. This, and quarantine, both of which I found elsewhere, led me to HFY. Or we can just call it the Brrrt class vessel, Holy shit i only just found the original prey, and LOVE IT. This, along with all the other HFY classics is what got me into this sub. Our musical tastes were differenthe introduced me to his favourite genres, which I found shallow and noisy, he disliked the ones that most inspired me. One of the longer videos I've ever made :)#HumansAreSpaceOrks #Reddit #Narration ), Do the empties next. You can see why the administration on station 442 kicked me out. he said. Normally, I only read one offs on here, but this one makes it so I cant wait for another. Why not have the implant removed and return to your homeworld?, Because Id never be able to keep the secret, and so the Office for the Preservation of Indigenous Species wont let me, he said. I saw Prey II when it was first posted, and loved it and Prey then. Doesn't matter how long it takes, we just love to read your stuff! ? he demanded. Despite its lack of height, it had strapped a pack to its torso that looked larger and heavier than I could have comfortably carried. Within hours, our conversation was the big talking point on a major interstellar newsfeed complete with an alarmist headline. Surprising as this was, I then decided to write a sequel, and from there the clamor for more has picked me up and swept me along. You were worried about disappointing our expectations, and apologized that this wasn't bringing any closure. Apt, I said. I did not at first bother to look up from the desktop in front of me where the standard security systems were scanning the being in front of me for weapons, pathogens, parasites and other such contraband. Might want to see if that can be fixed. They were a very violent race, and many would kill one another for the smallest detail. The Wiki. Was 9 days late to the party. Or, you can pick one of these we've prepared for you: This image is , which is very large. ago u/mishdaddy. This is the only thing Ive seen over the course of this series, and only pulled the suspension of disbelief for me as it would for a firefighter watching/reading a fiction about firefighting and seeing something off. But the most important part is that they must never, ever learn how much superior they are to us in so many ways. Its crazy! He complained to me, in private. Turns out we were all a little crazy to start with. Nuryaw, Bonthan High Admiral and leader of the Assemblage grand fleet. In which David pushes his ship and his equipment to their limits. There hadnt been time. It was suicide. They were barely beyond the Stone Age, farming and agriculture still in its early days. As I explained off the record, according to Article 227 Paragraph 16 of the Galactic Treaty of Laws I am, legally, not a sentient being. it raised its forelimbs and the torso joints moved in a complicated way, denoting resignation. Woohoo! The sounds of immigration control evaporated as a sudden fuzzy silence engulfed us. It was completely involuntary. Gonna deliver the Rashan some good ol' fashioned freedom, one BRRRRRRT at a time. Most other species suspected that their sense of empathy had atrophied as a side-effect of the campaign to make themselves smarter. As had their descendants, and their descendants, until apparently one tribe had tortured this beings physical avatar to deathhe gestured to the tattoo at this point, explaining that it depicted a crucifix, the very instrument of torture in question. I know the drill, He said. Aliens can be surprisingly strange at the best of times, but I was beginning to suspect that humans may be weirder than most. His social implant reported no emotional context for that, so I assumed it was an automatic response to some environmental factor. Clank partakes in a tournament and the crew meets the red and blue sisters. How this great powerGodhad made the universe in a handful of diurnals, and crafted the first humans from the dirt of their homeworld. Not quite as good as the last one, but it's OC, that makes it good enough. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) Then I realised I was treating this man who had saved my life as if he was a threat that I needed to figure out how to kill and suppressed a flash of shame. You see, Earth is a death world. I collapsed, shaking from the pain. ; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. They had disobeyed him, and been punished. Well, by the standards of a lot of species on Earth, we are weak. The shot was able to breach the hull at a single point, and cost the lives of three crewmen. Holy fuck. Tough bastards. he said, and spat bright red blood onto the Hunter corpse next to him. I had to click the links to make sure this wasn't another series. His head sank down until the pointed bottom of his jaw was resting against his torso. Please can I have more Welp time to read the first two entries again then read this. Interview begins, interstellar convenient standard date/time 1196-5-24.4. ;), This was fantastic like always. This is going to make waiting for the fourth even harder. It was, as far as I could track back, originally posted as two parts, the second of which I will post tomorrow. Pretty sure Ill be leaving this station before long, too.. He chuckled. I had trouble understanding how somebody could hear the music written by Khachaturian, Tchaikovsky, Bach and Rutter and consider them dull, but other members of the crew reported that they preferred Jenkins taste in music. ", https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vqUJ4T4wQ. The wiki includes author and reader resources, guides, story listings, and author/series pages. I dont know how that translates.. A setting where the PCs are fantasy B.J. It was along the lines of humanity gets exterminated but sends a bunch of dudes in power armor on intercept courses with alien planets. 2. All around us, fleeing and panicking immigrants were being smashed to the ground by Hunter firepower. Small, but powerful and dense-seeming. The water cannons they use to suppress riots would pulverize our bones. Some had died off so early only a few stone monuments marked that they had ever been there, some had established empires spanning nearly a dozen systems. The navy arrived to break up the resulting fight, but only after horrible casualties to both sides. please leave this site immediately. The first chapter of what would eventually become The Deathworlders, was posted on 4chan some years ago now, as a self-contained story. The most successful troll in /tg/ history skews the OP's topic into a debate on whether Humans are the worst fantasy race. Whatever else it was, Earth was a rich source of artistic exports. The wiki includes author and reader resources, guides, story listings, and author/series pages. With reposting of classics, statement of what HFY is, and plenty of new OC. All units, this is Specialist Teelm. I didnt see it at the time, but I think that getting into space and finding that he could rip the limbs off its worst terrors really upset him. A lot of screencaps, but among them are new content, and two (so far) good long OCs. It was assumed that this would be just another dead world, that we might find some usable raw materials pre-harvested in the form of abandoned constructions in orbit. The Corti abducted you, didnt they?. They gave me a splitting headache from across the room.. A more SANE takeover than Napoleon's return, and with significant help, but still! HFY. Short jaunts were safe enough, but more than that and permanent damage to the mind would result. Our closest evolutionary cousins are much stronger than us. I see this as a perfect sandbox universe for any writer to help flush out. The Theatre at Ace Hotel. Theyre both products of the same religious root anyway!. Indeed it is! But what the hell kind of nickname do you give to the space Warthog? The classic tale of first contact. Raids from pirate groups further cemented our dark reputation, and in time we came to work with the role. Henhouse, henhouse, henhouse.. For example, it would be All units, this is Specialist Teelm. At first I thought it had received some pleasant comments and then sank without a trace. Hope you enjoy my narration of it. I just caught up in the Legend of Randidly Ghosthound (excellent) a few weeks back. But if that's what it takes then I guess that's whats it takes. When I interviewed him, the swelling had gone down and the pain in his breath had gone away. AND like 10 more Spellgun chapters since I last checked?! But always they were all dead, down to the last child. I swallowed my pain and staggered to my feet. Edit: Well shitshould have kept his mouth shut. NameKevin Jenkins.. The pulse gun configured itself for my species as I picked it up and connected its power cable to my harness. There are 4 stories by paradigmblue (Wiki), including: This list was automatically generated by HFYBotReborn version 2.13. Profanity A comedy. Happy for You. I would suggest contacting Royal Road to let them know about the specific ads that cause the problems. We appear to have crashed the web page! Oh, I know which one you're referencing. He is posted on the flagship's bridge, along with. The concept of the taser was among the very first. This story is so poignant to me so I really wanted to narrate it.Originally by /u/AssHatVik, i got the post from here:https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/blh6k1/text_no_graves_for_the_forgotten/. They are strong enough to wield firearms that are powerful enough to overwhelm even the most powerful personal shielding, while our own weaponry will hardly slow them down. So excited to see this. When they finally get off their world in a meaningful way, when they finally become eligible for contact and for introduction into the interstellar community, we will need to handle them with utmost care. Well there's already a bearcat in the larger tiger cat so wouldn't it be a warthog cat? Much of its body was covered in obviously synthetic fabric, with only the forepaws and head visible. The incident prompted the council to do two things: first they passed an amendment to the Treaty that allowed for a species to be declared sentient if it had developed calculus, rather than interplanetary FTL, though the Contact Prohibition would remain in effect until the species went interplanetary. At that distance, the nervejam grenades should not have affected him at all. I remember that one, i believe its somewhere in the must read section. My name is indeed a reference; Index Librorum Prohibitorum, the list of forbidden books kept by the Vatican. Ho-leee shit!! From my homeworld. Species after species had killed each other and themselves off for one reason or another. You dont know? Site code and contents 2007-2023 thisisnotatrueending.com. I'm getting a 502 error, which might mean there are so many of us flocking to that page that it's overloading the server! He laughed, a sound that served the exact same purpose as it did in mine, though this one was tinged with bitterness. One of the Kondar gunmen on the closest ship had a panic attack after hearing our garbled transmission. Jenkins interrupted, his implant radiating waning patience and mounting embarrassment. He seemed embarrassed by the fact. David takes care of some pirates, recruits a cabinboy, a robot and the best girl. The station displaced into the Earth system five eight-diurnals after the mission was announced, using the bulk of a large ringed gas world known as Saturn to mask the neutrino burst of its arrival. Here you go: https://imgur.com/gallery/2Q59t. It has been done. It was absolutely fantastic and exceeded my expectations in every way! They need something to fight. Her wingman is, Steve "Jester" Hendricks, a more experienced pilot in the ARTN. He did that shrug thing again, this time wobbling his head apologetically. We considered making contact, but in the end decided against it. Pretty sure the reveal was done by the original author. But you were fearless when those Hunters were shooting you! I exclaimed. In hindsight, I really should have expected that Jenkins would have attracted a journalists attention. Amending the Treaty tends to lose votes.. I hope I am not interrupting, Lawyer Vedregnenug? I asked. On a planet with 3/4th the gravity of earth, a planet primarily dominated by jungles bore a race of insect-like scavengers. Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Old Guard Falls NetNarrator 43.4K subscribers Subscribe 1 3 views 1 minute ago #hfy #Greentext #awesome One last dance! Literally can't read it on my phone. A quadriform biped, forelimbs ending in five manipulating digits. A second later there was a flare of light and shrieking, but it was not enough. He picked up a second bag, and strolledstrolled! P.s. A human who could fly without wings, and who was impossibly strong and utterly impervious to all attempts to harm him. Parts of your writing style reminded me of his. He popped up to his feet, looked at me as he raised his arm, and threw, accurately and much, much further than I could have thrown them. We might be referring to different things. We would have begun sooner, if the station had not been fitted with a specialist living module for Jenkins and two other human abductees who had requested a place on the mission. And humans believe that this is the real way in which the history of your species unfolded?. You have no idea. Jenkins muttered. This series had so much story potential until the reveal. Kevin Jenkins did. 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